Real Cars T-shirt White Unisex
Real Cars T-shirt White Unisex
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Real Cars Don’t Need Software Updates – Classic Porsche Tee
Old-school soul. Modern rebellion. Timeless machine.
This head-turning tee pays tribute to the purist spirit of driving with a sharp graphic of a classic Porsche and the no-nonsense slogan: "Real cars don't need software updates." It’s a statement for the gearheads, the analog addicts, and everyone who knows a real driver’s car doesn’t come with patch notes.
Built for the garage, the track, or just shutting down EV debates at your local car meet, this shirt blends humor, heritage, and horsepower into one clean look.
No downloads. No updates. Just drive.
This is not an official Porsche product and is not affiliated with Porsche AG.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 85 |
| B) Width (cm) | 92 | 102 | 112 | 122 | 132 | 142 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 31.1 | 31.9 | 33.5 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36.2 | 40.2 | 44.1 | 48 | 52 | 55.9 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18.1 | 20.1 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care Instructions
| General | A durable, comfortable, and versatile t-shirt that excels in printability and wearability, making it a top choice for custom designs . |
| Wash | The t-shirt should be washed with similar colors and can sustain regular washing without losing color or shape. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain the integrity of the print and fabric. |
| Store | Keep this T-shirt in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain its color and fabric integrity. |
EU GPSR Information
Product identifier (SKU): 43c4e017-57eb-4836-b58a-e6402c959c9d
Manufacturer:
Gelato
Dronning Eufemias gate 8
0191 Oslo, Norway
Email: support@gelato.com
Age guidelines: For adults
Warranty: 2 years (consumer sales only)
Product safety & compliance:
This product complies with Regulation (EU) 2023/988 (General Product Safety Regulation).
It meets applicable EU requirements regarding dangerous substances (including lead,
cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde) and textile flammability.
Safety instructions:
Keep away from open flames and strong heat sources.
Use only as intended as a garment.
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