Real Cars Hoodie
Real Cars Hoodie
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Real Cars Don’t Need Software Updates – Classic Porsche Hoodie
Old-school soul. Modern rebellion. Timeless machine.
This head-turning hoodie pays tribute to the purist spirit of driving with a bold graphic of a classic Porsche and the no-nonsense slogan: "Real cars don't need software updates." It's a warm, wearable statement for the gearheads, analog addicts, and anyone who knows a real driver’s car doesn’t come with patch notes.
Perfect for brisk mornings in the garage, late-night drives, or shutting down EV debates at your next car meet, this hoodie blends humor, heritage, and horsepower into one unmistakable look
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No downloads. No updates. Just drive.
This is not an official Porsche product and is not affiliated with Porsche AG.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |
EU GPSR Information
Product identifier (SKU): bb468144-37b7-483a-a1d2-d836ddaae59a
Manufacturer:
Gelato
Dronning Eufemias gate 8
0191 Oslo, Norway
Email: support@gelato.com
Age guidelines: For adults
Warranty: 2 years (consumer sales only)
Product safety & compliance:
This product complies with Regulation (EU) 2023/988 (General Product Safety Regulation).
It meets applicable EU requirements regarding dangerous substances (including lead,
cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde) and textile flammability.
Safety instructions:
Keep away from open flames and strong heat sources.
Use only as intended as a garment.
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